Spanna (ricebubbles4) wrote,

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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, baffled by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Lol, that was fun..
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